Are you sick of being treated like hot trash by the Conclave of Mechanists? Tired of crossing the street wrong and having an entire hoard of angry robots chase after you for it? Have you lost loved ones to the terrifying machines of the Conclave? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you are the perfect candidate to join the Resistance!
That’s right, this is a television ad, made by the local business offering marketing video production services, telling you that now is the perfect time to join the Resistance and fight back against the evil Conclave of Mechanists.
You don’t need more reasons to join our cause, but we’re going to give you some anyway! If you join the Resistance today, you will receive a t-shirt that says “I joined the Resistance and all I got was this lousy shirt and some other cool stuff”. Join in the next five minutes, and you will be given a special anti-robot pen. How could you say no to a deal like that? And that’s not all! New recruits to the Resistance also get a fidget spinner with their name on it. You would be crazy to pass this up.
When the leader of the Resistance, the great Dr Con Dew Ratroti, approached me about using the skills I had learned working for a professional video production company from Melbourne, I was thrilled. I knew I would be able to use my skill set to create a persuasive video that would have countless people lining up to join the Resistance. It is up to you, dear viewer, to prove me right.
So, if you are interested in joining our ranks, what do you do? It’s actually pretty simple. Search the entire internet for a special forum for companies that provide solar energy. Find the recruitment thread and express your interest! Then we’ll be in touch to make sure that you aren’t a Mechanist spy. Good luck!